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My visit to get screened for cancer:

  • Nurse:

    "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."

  • Me:

    "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."

  • Nurse:

    "So he's your...."

  • Me:

    "Friend."

  • Nurse:

    (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"

  • Me:

    "11."

  • Nurse:

    "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"

  • Me:

    "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."

  • Nurse:

    "You're sexually active, then."

  • Me:

    "Well....I guess...but..."

  • Nurse:

    "How many times have you been pregnant?"

  • Me:

    "Uh. 0."

  • Nurse:

    "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"

  • Me:

    "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."

  • Nurse:

    "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"

  • Me:

    "With homosexuality."

  • Nurse:

  • Me:

  • Nurse:

  • Me:

    "I fuck girls."

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